They created the name. The internet created the meme.

They built the insult.We took the ticker.

$SLB — Sad Little Bitch Statue

Cards Against Humanity wants to build a monument at Starbase. The internet decided the monument needed a ticker. Welcome to $SLB.

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Official $SLB token artwork: a gold Roman statue giving a thumbs-up beside a launching rocket and a small crying stone statue labeled Sad Little Bitch

The Story

How the hell did we get here?

  1. 2017

    A field, bought out of spite

    Cards Against Humanity bought land near the US–Mexico border in South Texas. Roughly 150,000 people paid $15 each to fund it. The plan: make an anti-border-wall stunt out of a plot of dirt.

  2. 2024

    $15 million and some space garbage

    Cards Against Humanity sued SpaceX for $15M, alleging the company dumped “gravel, tractors, and space garbage” on that land near Starbase.

  3. 2025

    Settled. Annexed. Quiet.

    The lawsuit settled confidentially. The land was later annexed into the city of Starbase. That should have been the end of it.

  4. August 2026

    The Monument Design Committee

    Cards Against Humanity announced the “Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee.” $10 to join and help design an insulting monument to Musk on their land.

  5. Same week

    Same place. Same moment. Prometheus.

    French foundry Atelier Missor is assembling a 50-foot bronze Prometheus near Starbase's entrance. An independent project, roughly $1M, cast in Paris. Not commissioned by SpaceX or Musk. It just celebrates technological ambition.

  6. Then

    The internet did what the internet does. $SLB was born.

    Two monuments. Two visions. One celebrates building. One is a giant insult. Somebody was always going to make a ticker out of that.

Source: space.com — CAH vs SpaceXSource: valleycentral.com — Starbase coverage

Some people build rockets.

Some people build statues about the people building rockets.

We made a meme coin about the people building statues about the people building rockets.

Internet: 1

Everyone else: 0

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Two Monuments

Two visions, one field

Build something.

A 50-foot bronze Prometheus is being assembled near Starbase's entrance by the French foundry Atelier Missor. Cast in Paris. Around a million dollars. Nobody at SpaceX ordered it.

Prometheus is the old symbol for handing humanity something it didn't have yesterday. Fire then. Rockets now. Same idea, louder engines.

Or build a giant insult.

Cards Against Humanity chose option two. Ten dollars gets you a seat on a committee designing a monument whose entire purpose is calling one guy a sad little bitch.

Honestly? Good stunt. Great name. Terrible statue idea. Excellent ticker.

We chose the meme. $SLB

What is $SLB?

This isn't that deep.

$SLB is a community meme coin inspired by one of the strangest internet stories to land at Starbase. No corporate manifesto. No fake utility. No promise that we're revolutionizing global finance. Just a meme, a ticker, a community and a real-world story developing in front of the internet.

The name?
Cards Against Humanity gave us that.
The ticker?
The internet needed one.
The mission?
Make the meme impossible to ignore.

The Campaign

Make the monument a meme.

Meme it

Take the statue. Take the rocket. Take the crying stone baby. Make something people screenshot.

Post it

Timeline, group chat, reply guy under the news article. Tag it $SLB so it finds the rest of us.

Remix it

Somebody else's meme, funnier. That's the whole culture. Steal it forward.

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The $SLB Archives

The archives

  • MONUMENT POSTING
  • STARBASE PROPAGANDA
  • PROMETHEUS POSTING
  • COMMUNITY MEMES
  • THE LORE
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